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r-idiculous: wholockfeels: wholockfeels: You better reblog...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:54:35 -0400

wholockfeels:

wholockfeels:

You better reblog this shit I worked on this for 5 seconds

If you don’t find this funny you should reconsider your life choices

this looks so cool on iphone

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:54:02 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [duncanmack]

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:53:05 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[duncanmack]

facts-i-just-made-up: The Hungarian Cake Wasp lays its eggs...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:52:40 -0400

facts-i-just-made-up:

The Hungarian Cake Wasp lays its eggs inside of freshly baked cakes so that the newborn larvae will have something to eat.

Much as parasitoid wasps will inject their eggs into caterpillars or other small animals, the Hungarian Cake Wasp evolved in the birthplace of the delicious baked treat. Hungary holds the earliest record for cake baking, about 2,000 B.C.E. (Before the common era) or at precisely 0 B.C., (Before cake). As wasps, like fruit flies, evolve significantly within only a few generations and those generations emerge twice daily, the Cake Wasp has plagued Hungary for several thousand years.

It’s only in the last century though that the Cake Wasp has grown in size to consume entire pastries instead of their sugary toppings. Of course we’ve all seen the rose shaped egg sacks on many cakes, because they incorporate the natural sugars many people simply elect to eat them, or are even unaware that the decorative corners are in fact, Wasp Sacks. But as seen above, the wasps, which measure up to 2ft as adults, will infiltrate the entire loaf rendering it inedible with their signature teal or blue eggs.

Similar trends have been observed in their infancy as generational size shift begins to manifest in Torte Beetles, Eclair Lice, Brownieflies and most prevalent in the Americas, the Mexican Mousse Mantis.

malikmydick:

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:51:39 -0400

malikmydick:

waua: the great deku tree is a chill guy

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:51:29 -0400

waua:

the great deku tree is a chill guy

theniftyfifties: Model Barbara Mullen photographed by Lillian...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:46:52 -0400

theniftyfifties:

Model Barbara Mullen photographed by Lillian Bassman, 1950.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:46:29 -0400

anus: nicki mirage

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:58:49 -0400

anus:

nicki mirage

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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:43:36 -0400

bryko: bryko: how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:42:38 -0400

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

kellyangel: What are you doing Microsoft?

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:41:48 -0400

kellyangel:

What are you doing Microsoft?

blackblackwitanashydick: But the nike one lmfao

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 20:46:11 -0400

blackblackwitanashydick:

But the nike one lmfao

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 20:44:16 -0400

cannedmuffins: coelasquid: grimmkey: coelasquid: Oh god, I...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 20:41:38 -0400

cannedmuffins:

coelasquid:

grimmkey:

coelasquid:

Oh god, I want the reaction of the woman who draws Manly Guys doing Manly things on this.

I dunno, I don’t think she’s much of a Gyarados fan.

This just got funnier.

maka-baka: larvitarr: #turning u gay #it’s super effective

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 17:11:22 -0400

maka-baka:

larvitarr:

#turning u gay

#it’s super effective

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 17:10:21 -0400

our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee think about that

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 11:40:32 -0400

our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee

think about that

tumblr staff: [takes huge bong hit] lets just... lets... you know what we need... lets just change shit

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 11:36:22 -0400

tumblr staff: [takes huge bong hit] lets just... lets... you know what we need... lets just change shit

deanleysen: These commercials would be so much better if they...

Thu, 30 May 2013 21:49:47 -0400

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.