master-meriadoc:

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

i just fucking cackled 

cecefredzilla:

snaketeen:

there’s a thin line between word and world

get out

(Source: doglets)

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

die-thylamide:

mltrygf:

oh my god I cant handle this

Oh thank fuck it got better

(Source: sallyg94)

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

(Source: mikominabusa)

sofapizza:

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

make it work

(Source: mylittledildo)

memewhore:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

nuclearsoup:

you know what? i do. thank you for pointing that out

(Source: vulcanist)

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(Source: fiercegifs)

imchandlerbing:

boozledorf:

I don’t even know

What is air?

Nope. Not a good reason.